If I smoke a cigarette too hard, will it cause me to turn into a mannequin?
I'm worried that if I smoke a cigarette too hard, or suck too hard on it in other words, that I'll turn into a mannequin, and I'll be conscious and be able to see and hear everything around me, but I won't be able to move as I'll be made out of solid plastic. Could this happen?
Absolutely. As a matter of fact, in Europe, cigarette packages specifically have the following warning: "If you suck too hard you will become a mannequin."
The secret is, try not to suck so hard.
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